My son

He says "This Teddybear is a real cowboy like me! Cause he IS me. He is going to do my school work for me." He sat the teddybear at his desk.
I said to him "You had better do your work."
He said "I AM doing it, he is doing it for me"
I said "He is not getting it done very fast."
He said "OK, I will sit down beside myself"
He is humming to himself now as he works. I love my boy!